Corrupt A Wish

[Aster]

Pretty sure this game is a staple to any forum.
Rules of the game are pretty simple.
You wish for something and someone else distorts it. They in turn wish for something too.
By the way, forum rules still apply.

Example:
A: I wish for a pair of trousers.
B: Granted, but there's a gaping hole in the butt area.
I wish for a cookie.

Etc.

I'll start!

I wish for the ability to see through walls.

[Bubzie]

Granted but the first person you saw through the wall is your mum changing. ;3

I wish i can fly

[Hanakarasu]

Granted, but you suddenly developed an unusually intense acrophobia.
I wish to write the best song in the world.

[SPACEBAR]

granted but the songs only instrument is a recorder

I wish I could pet every cat

[Kirino]

granted but every cat has greasy fur that leaves your hands all grimey

i wish i could get some sleep

[Aster]

Granted, you fall into a long long sleep in a tower guarded by a dragon. Only the one who can slay the dragon and make it to the top of tower can wake you up! :^)

I wish for a beard ; - ;

[Aquamarine]

I love this game, been playing it on another forum lol
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@Aster: Granted, but your beard starts to grow out of control!

I wish Nintendo would stop being a ***** and make Melee HD already.

[Dinkleberg]

granted but when you get your copy of the game it'll explode

I wish for Mr. Turner to be my friend

[Aster]

Granted *star shaped wand glows*, but Mr. Turner's attitude starts changing from being around you and soon, he is no longer the man you knew. His wife and son leave him and soon after, he loses his job. As his good and only remaining friend, you take him in to your house where remains as a neet and only a fragment of whom he once was.

I wish I could have a lifetime's worth of potatoes.

[Dinkleberg]

thats deep af

[Aster]

Dinkleberg

[Aquamarine]

Granted but those potatoes were poisoned!!

Fiber Optics were less cheap and more mainstream.

[Aster]

(Less cheap means more expensive lol)
Granted, the world explodes in technological advances and fiber optics now mainstream. Information is being sent left and right thanks to the high speed of this technology. Trolls begin mass sharing memes of the most offensive and dankest kind and anger the world leaders. His greatness Kim Jung Un is highly offended by these memes about him and manages to hack into and obtain the schematics to making an atom bomb. He nukes the world into a wasteland. The fiber optics cable are now opaque and unusable. :^) (Queue the beginning of Fallout 4)

I wish for immortality.

[Omega Metroid]

Doesn't work, Kim Jung Un couldn't even hack into a site that uses regular HTTP instead of HTTPS, how would he be able to hack something as secure as--oh. They really need to encrypt those schematics.

[Kirino]

Granted, however you are forced to watch everyone you grow close to become old and eventually die (but hey, thats basically the consequence of immortality as a whole hah)

i wish i had the time to dye my hair

[Omega Metroid]

Granted. Time stops for everyone but you, so you now have all the time in the world. Forever.

I wish for a catgirl. caption

[Dinkleberg]

granted but you get an allergic reaction
i wish for more [Ear of Corn]

[Omega Metroid]

Granted. You spontaneously turn into 20 ears of corn.

I wish you wouldn't grant this wish. caption