Corrupt A Wish

[Nekavrad]

not granted but u cant grant any wish either
I wish i could do necromancy irl

[Contemporary]

Granted, but you're sexually attracted to them.
I wish I was done with college already ;-;

[Omega Metroid]

Granted, you dropped out.

I wish for more wishes. caption

[Dinkleberg]

Granted but you wouldn't know what to wish for
I wish my headache disappear

[Omega Metroid]

Granted, but it takes your head with it.

I wish for a wish that can't be corrupted. caption

[BowieSage]

Granted, but YOU'RE corrupted instead.

I wish for the best corrupted wish ever.

[Omega Metroid]

Granted... but it's so corrupted, reading it causes your brain to see this instead of it.

I wish Saber was my Servant. caption

[Contemporary]

Granted, but U cant see saber
I wish harambe was still with us

[Aster]

Granted, Harambe is back amonst us. Unfortunately, the moment he's brought back to the zoo, another kid falls into his pit again. Some zookeeper with a gun happens to have head about a gorilla "attacking" a kid and shoots Harambe down. Harambe is dead again.

I wish my internet was better than it currently is.

[Contemporary]

Granted, but all of your internet resources and devices are filled with viruses.
I wish I got a new phone

[Dinkleberg]

Granted but it's a Samsung Galaxy Note 7 and it explodes.
I wish for better eye vision.

[Contemporary]

Granted, but you have no eyelids.
I wish Christmas break was here already

[Bubzie]

Granted but u have a blackout alll christmas in ur area

I wish to be happy forever

[Articles]

Granted but you only stay happy forever because time has stopped, eternally.

I wish for unlimited money.

[ceruulean]

Granted but everyone conspires to kill you

i wish for world peace