Corrupt A Wish

[Contemporary]

Granted, but it only lasts 2 seconds.
I wish this forum about corrupting wishes wasn't made

[Articles]

Granted , this one topic is not made, but another one is created.

i wish to learn anything i would like, instantly.

[Aster]

Granted, your brain learns instantly, but it loses the ability to retain. Slowly, you are reduced to an infant unable to function properly without help.

I wish for the ability to control time

[Contemporary]

Granted, but you are the puppet of an evil organization.

I wish it rained.

[Articles]

Granted but it only rains for a split second.

I wish for a better wish.

[ceruulean]

Granted, You wish to become a fish

i wish chemistry was fun

[Contemporary]

Granted, chemistry has the most fascinating show of the combustion of alkali metals ever, but you're blind and burnt af

I wish ethics was fun..

[Aster]

Granted, your new ethics teacher makes ethics super interesting. Unfortunately, it was interesting because your teacher was mind washing you to think it was interesting and to do their bidding.

I wish for a million dollars.

[Contemporary]

Granted, but you shortly get robbed of it.

I wish I could shoot everyone in the face with a watergun all at once

[Snobu]

Granted, but someone angry shoots you with a real gun.

I wish I could stop procrastinating

[Starempress]

Granted, but the gun is filled with acid water and you kill everyone.

I wish for cake

[Melchiah_Knighting]

Granted, but all the cake you eat is now burnt.

I wish to only eat Pizza Rolls and Chinese take-out

[Contemporary]

Granted, but someone angry shoots you with a real gun.

I wish I could stop procrastinating

Snobu gonna get skipt xox. I gotchu fam.
Granted but once you stop procrastinating, the rest of the world decides there are no due dates.

Granted, but all the cake you eat is now burnt.

I wish to only eat Pizza Rolls and Chinese take-out

Granted, but you have a stroke and die.
I wish my phone charger didn't die just now x.x

[Nekavrad]

Granted, but you're sexually attracted to them.
I wish I was done with college already ;-;

you faileeeeeeed,u didnt corrupt it cuz i wouldnt mind that lol

[Aster]

Granted, your phone died instead.

I wish this one hour would pass by faster ; ;