Corrupt A Wish

[Contemporary]

you faileeeeeeed,u didnt corrupt it cuz i wouldnt mind that lol

LOL brehhhhHhHhHHH. Alright then, you have yourself some fun reproducing

[Hyo]

Granted, your phone died instead.

I wish this one hour would pass by faster ; ;

Granted, it is now 4:25PM in Taiwan and you missed your chance to log in.

I wish I had erasable gel pens.

[invalid]

Granted, it is now 4:25PM in Taiwan and you missed your chance to log in.

I wish I had erasable gel pens.

Granted, however there isn't any ink in them.

I wish that all users would stop posting in this thread.

[Eliel]

Granted, however there isn't any ink in them.

I wish that all users would stop posting in this thread.

Granted, but now every user is above the system and thus beyond your mental capacity mortal.

I wish all humans became fabulous like me the moe queen

[Dinkleberg]

Granted but they become more fabulous than you.
I wish for a mcchicken.

[Aster]

Granted, but I come along and half of it, so now you only have half a mcchicken

I wish for someone to grind with me to level 93 ; ; (From 28)

[ridetheicecar]

Granted, but I come along and half of it, so now you only have half a mcchicken

I wish for someone to grind with me to level 93 ; ; (From 28)

Granted, but you're suddenly thrust into endgame raid content and have no idea what to do since you were carried the whole time.

I wish for a permanent unlimited skill reset.

[MoneyOverAll]

Granted, but you're suddenly thrust into endgame raid content and have no idea what to do since you were carried the whole time.

I wish for a permanent unlimited skill reset.

Granted, but you're forced to reset your skills after every dungeon you do.

I wish for the power to smack someone through a computer screen.

[BasementDweller]

Granted, but you ruin/destroy (to the point where it takes a solid couple of months for it to heal back up again) your hand when you do so D: But I guess you'll still be able to say that you smacked someone through a computer screen

I wish my skin would stop cracking and getting all nasty whenever I did the dishes :/

[Aster]

Granted, you got some flashy yellow rubber gloves... attached to you on a molecular level. You now have flashy yellow rubber glove hands.

I wish people would get along and there wouldn't be so much pointless hate in the world.

[Eliel]

Granted, but they were so peaceful they didn't put up a fight against an alien invasion, who took over the world.

I wish for dragon nest to bring all nests back

[BasementDweller]

Granted, but all nests come back as revamped versions only accessible at lvl 90+ so still no early game content :C (not sure if that's even all that bad haha)

I wish I could communicate with animals

[Eliel]

Granted, but now you can't talk to people because you sound like an animal.

I wish I could have a tub of razor blades (I'm a masochist)

[Aster]

Granted, you have a tub of dull razor blades that can't cut squat.

I wish for gloves to keep my hands warm

[Relora]

Granted, but your hands are permanently removed when your put the gloves on.

I wish for the common cold to be eradicated.